l Really Funny Clean Jokes for Whatsoever State of affairs

Pull out these PG jokes someday y'all need a wholesome laugh.

Antibiotics and insulin aside, laughter is undeniably the best medicine. However, while many of us have repertoires chock-full of raunchy jokes perfect for cracking upwardly our higher pals, there are numerous times when a more fragile, clean joke is needed—like when you're trying to win over that new boss or elicit a laugh from your grandma. And while there'south certainly a place in every amateur comedian's routine for a few groaners—we're looking at you, dad jokes—actually funny clean jokes manage to walk that delicate line between staying on the right side of PG and making you laugh. The next time you've got an all-ages audition to impress, give some of these 50 funny clean jokes a go.

Funny Make clean Jokes

"Some people eat snails. They must not like fast food."

  1. A homo walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, "They're right backside you!"
  2. Desire to hear a roof joke? The first 1's on the business firm.
  3. What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the juggler.
  4. Why don't koalas count as bears? They don't accept the right koalafications.
  5. A cement mixer and a prison house bus crashed on the highway. Constabulary suggest citizens to look out for a group of hardened criminals.
  6. I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. And then information technology hitting me.
  7. I saw a picture most how ships are put together. It was riveting.
  8. A man walks into a library and orders a hamburger. The librarian says, "This is a library." The man apologizes and whispers, "I'd like a hamburger, delight."
  9. Why did the taxi driver become fired? Passengers didn't like it when she went the extra mile.
  10. What exercise y'all get when you pour root beer into a square cup? Beer.
  11. A group of crows was arrested for hanging out together. The charge? Attempted murder.
  12. How practise you look for Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the fresh prints.
  13. Which stone group has 4 guys who tin't sing or play instruments? Mount Rushmore.
  14. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a not bad fall.
  15. Where do hamburgers take their sweethearts on Valentine'due south Day to dance? The Meat Ball!
  16. What time does a duck wake upwardly? The dishonest of downwards.
  17. Some people consume snails. They must non like fast food.
  18. Have y'all heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it actually stinks.
  19. It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
  20. How do mountains stay warm in the winter? Snowcaps.
  21. What happens to a frog'southward auto when it breaks downward? It gets toad away.
  22. What practise y'all call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
  23. Is this pool rubber for diving? It deep ends.
  24. What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!
  25. What did the nose say to the finger? Quit picking on me!

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The All-time Clean Jokes

"Why was the tomato red? Because he saw the salad dressing."

  1. What is the all-time mean solar day to go to the beach? Sunday, of grade!
  2. What bow can't be tied? A rainbow!
  3. How many tickles does information technology take to make an Octopus express joy? Ten-tickles.
  4. How does a domestic dog stop a video? By hitting the paws push button!
  5. People think "icy" is the easiest give-and-take to spell. Come to call up of it, I meet why.
  6. My teachers told me I'd never amount to much considering I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Only you wait!"
  7. Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Nosotros don't serve your type here."
  8. What's the easiest style to get straight As? Use a ruler.
  9. A grasshopper sits down at a bar. The bartender says, "Nosotros accept a drink named afterward you lot!" The grasshopper replies, "Who names a beverage 'Steve?'"
  10. What'southward a balloon's least favorite blazon of music? Pop.
  11. I went into a shop to buy some books about turtles. "Hardbacks?" asked the shopkeeper."Yep," I replied. "And they have trivial heads, too."
  12. What does the globe's top dentist get? A footling plaque.
  13. I used to exist addicted to not showering. Luckily, I've been make clean for five years.
  14. Have you heard about Potato's Constabulary? Yes. Anything that tin go wrong will go incorrect. How about Cole's Constabulary? No. It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing.
  15. What did the dark-green grape say to the royal grape? "Exhale, man! Breathe!"
  16. What'due south the departure betwixt a hippo and a Naught? One is really heavy, the other'due south a little lighter.
  17. How does a farmer mend his overalls? With cabbage patches.
  18. Why was the tomato plant red? Because he saw the salad dressing.
  19. I got my husband a refrigerator for his altogether. His face lit upwardly when he opened it.
  20. Why were they chosen the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
  21. How does NASA organize a political party? They planet.
  22. What did the large flower say to the lilliputian bloom? Hi bud!
  23. What'due south sticky and brownish? A stick!
  24. Why is no 1 friends with Dracula? Because he'south a pain in the cervix.
  25. What did 1 toilet say to the other? You look flushed.

Sarah Crow

Sarah Crow is a senior editor at Eat This, Non That!, where she focuses on celebrity news and health coverage. Read more